bmfs - best married friends
freak - depending on the context...what the heck, i can't believe this, oh shoot, holy cow
DoeDoe - aunt; real name is Angel. The baby version of yours truly couldn't say "Angel," it came out "DoeDoe" and thereby "DoeDoe" was born and has lived and will live forever. Anyway. This woman is one of my best friends. Love her, love her, love her.
Michael Rudd - husband; always called Michael Rudd, never Michael, never Mike, never Mikey. You get the picture.
MRudd - (em-rudd); husband
srsly - seriously said without the vowels. Obvsly.